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My New Year`s resolution for 2014 is to do something about my procrastination.
I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.
Does anyone have the recipe for ice cubes? Asking for a friend.
if money grew of trees, girls would be dating monkeys
Grandkids are basically puppies for old people.
People all around the world are out doing interesting and productive things right now. You are reading this.
Life was much easier when apples and blackberries were fruits&& not phones
Wanna come over for pizza and sex? I`m just kidding ... there`s no pizza.
There`s both a McDonald`s and a blood pressure machine at our Walmart. Circle of life.
Not to get technical… but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution.
I’ve been single so long I deserve a bachelors degree.
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises.
Thinks that some of you make impulsive, poor thought out decisions. We should totally hang out more!!!
It`s kind of funny how as you get older, you start enjoying things that you hated as a kid, like taking naps and getting spanked.
Attention...my facebook page has been hacked. But everyone seems to like the new guy better, me too actually...so f**k it!