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This is just a quick shout-out to bread bowls, waffle cones and other edible containers. You guys are doing a great job.
You know vacation should be over when all you do is sit around naked, drinking fruity malt liquor beverages
common sense is like deodrant. the people who need it thr most never use it.
If I’ve offended you, please accept my apology. Then smack yourself in the face for getting offended by something on the Internet.
OK. Who decided to call it "possession of marijuana" and not "joint custody"?
A beautiful woman could post "My dog just died" and she would get replies like "Well, I`m not dead ;)"
FACT: The "sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don`t" is not really a good defense in court
Sorry, I`m in a hurry, lets talk while we walk... You go that way.
If someone tells you "it`s better than sex" they`re not doing the sex right.
I`m just a boy...standing in front of a girl...asking her to lov.....aw who am I trying to fool. I just want in your pants.
It feels like one of them days..... ya know? When you wanna fart and blame the other person for it!
How long are Winnie the Pooh and Tigger going to ignore the fact there`s something seriously wrong with Eeyore
Saw a chameleon today, so I`m assuming it wasn`t a very good one.
Next time you`re down in the dumps...pick me up a spare tire!
When I "rage against the machine" the machine is usually a printer.