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It’s called “Karma” and it’s pronounced [hah hah fuhk yoo]!!
MISSED CONNECTION: I gave you the Heimlich maneuver on Maine St. You insisted you weren’t choking and put up a good fight.
I`m pretty sure some of you just drag your face across the keyboard and hit send.
I don`t have ADD. It`s just that everything is more interesting than what I have to get done.
My co workers put cookies on my desk, like they`re leaving a sacrifice for an angry god.
A lie is just a great story that someone ruined by telling the truth.
I bet there`s a rapper trying to figure out a way to replace his teeth with LED lights
This is 2016. How come I can`t email someone a fart when I feel like it?
I always try to learn from the mistakes of other people..... who have taken my advice
He who laughs first, must be connected to wi-fi.
Ladies, stop looking for a guy to sweep you off your feet. Sweeping is your job
I’m drinking something. I`ll give you a hint: It starts with a B and rhymes with....um..... “beer.”
My wife is great at multitasking. She can be mad at me for five different things at the same time.
Pulling out a winter coat and going through the pockets to find out who I was 8 months ago.
If you`re feeling bored, find a group photo of four girls on instagram and then comment "you three look great!" Wait and grab popcorn.