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I’m beginning to believe that successful relationships come down to Netflix compatibility.
Stop saying `all the men are the same` who told you to try them all..WHORE!!?¿
Guinness for breakfast because its Ireland somewhere.
It was awkward when she said, "And yet your feet are so big."
I advise you...don`t mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.
My greatest talent is being able to watch 5 years worth of a TV shows in one week.
Heard you like bad boys .... Well, I`m not trying to impress you or anything, but when Disney Channel asked me to go to their website with my parents permission, I didn`t ask my parents.
i wish i could sleep ... but my damn A.D.D. kicks in and basically 1 sheep, 2 sheep, cow, turtle, duck, Ol McDonald had a farm, HEEEY Macerena.
If I share something clever and witty on Facebook, don’t try and out clever me with your comment. I don’t come over and blow out your candles on your cake.
Vegetarian is an old Native American word for bad hunter.
Zoning out is your brain’s way of saying “You look bored. Let me take you to a better place.”
There`s nothing like hearing the laughter of a baby. Unless it`s 1AM and you`re home alone.
CANT TOUCH THIS!! Na na na na.
Just seen this girl walk into a lamp post! I could have stopped her but that wouldn`t have been funny would it
Remember when everyone died before gluten-free bread?