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If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?
At least men and women agree on one thing, they both don’t trust women.
there are so many scams on the internet now...... Send me $19.95 an I`ll tell you how you can avoid them
Men use love to get sex...women use sex to get love...I use coupons to get pizza!
I always confuse the words exotic and erotic. That made for a very awkward conversation at my local pet store.
I read an article the other day that said, "if you drink every day you are an alcoholic." Thank god I only drink every night
My boss is having a colonoscopy today. I sure hope they find his head.
On a scale of 1 to "Get out you`re fired" where does napping at work rank?
It’s only a matter of time until “Security Cameras of Wal-Mart” is a reality TV show.
This is the only comment you should be leaving on porn sites: “Why are you doing this? Please come home. Your mother and I are heartbroken.”
Most people are lucky they can’t hear what I’m thinking.
If you no longer know what day of the week it is, it’s time to get a job.
I don`t think we appreciate this era enough. For instance, none of us will see old photos of our moms whoring it up on Instagram.
Every time my daughter drinks juice she says "cheers" so.... no, not looking forward to parent teacher conferences.
Cops never say “thanks for committing crimes and keeping us employed”. It’s just plain selfish.