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Chuck-E-Cheese, because it`s never too early to introduce your child to poor nutrition and gambling..
Girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous but when I tap on the window at night dressed as a clown it’s all panic and screaming.
Sometimes I feel as though my life should be documented for future generations.
I like to spend Monday morning trying to remember what I was avoiding doing at work on Friday.
I was jogging earlier and...LMAO, I`m sorry...I can`t start a status with such ridiculousness.
If you see someone crying, ask them if it is because of their haircut.
I hate it when I see some old person and then realize that we went to school together
If it`s tourist season why can`t we shoot them?
People who say everything happens for a reason should remember that when I punch them in the face.
There`s nothing more terrifying than accidentally making eye contact with a mall kiosk worker.
Stop picking on Justin Bieber. That`s somebody`s daughter.
Running behind is my cardio.
Are you always this stupid or is today a special occasion?
Words of Wisdom: Don`t cover your mouth when you sneeze. You`ll get snot and stuff all over your hands
Are walruses just vampire manatees?