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I`m surprised carving faces into vegetables after pulling out their innards isn`t incorporated into more American Holidays.
what if the princess wants to be with bowser, but mario keeps kidnapping her
yo fellas how did that "wow" comment you left on that girls facebook picture play out
Sometimes I spend whole meetings wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door.
I’ve been waiting 2 hours for an employee to come and wash my hands like the sign says….
If a worker gets fired & banned from the Lego company, have they been "blocked"?
Where have you been all my life? Can you go back there?
If a clown farts, does it smell funny?
You`ll all be sorry when I figure out how to breathe fire.
Like a good neighbor, stay over there
I just ate some generic Frosted Flakes.... They"rrrrreeee alright.
Our parents did the same sh!t too, they`re just liars.
Hangry: (noun) a state of anger caused by lack of food. May evoke negative change in emotional state. Translation -- Feed me or I`ll kill you.
I`ll be glad when it`s warm enough to pee outside
I´m up way too early for someone who wasn´t planning on seizing the day.