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My bed has no frame and sits directly on the floor because under-bed monsters are just one less thing I have to worry about now.
I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness, so I don’t intimidate you..
Breaking News: I took a bath today
I`m certain that the reason for Wasps, Hornets, and Yellowjackets was to remind grown men that they can still scream like a little girl.
I liked you a lot more before I met you.
Your things are terrific.
If adult diapers are called Depends, then baby diapers should be called Definitely!!
If you are going to call the cops every time you spot me in your bushes I don`t think this relationship is going to work.
During a test..people look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information
You`re single? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. Yea me too.
Went to a nudest camp once and all I could think was.. these are the people you see dressed in Wal-Mart that you don`t want to see naked.
Don`t expect me not to hopscotch all over your house if you have fancy tiles.
None of my girlfriends even know they`re dating me.
My local news station says it gives us " news when it breaks " ...I want unbroken news!!
I went frisbee golfing today. I didn`t get an ace, but I did hit a guy and that was just as satisfying.