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No I don`t think you`re stupid, I just think you have real bad luck when it comes to thinking
How many divorced guys does it take to change a lightbulb?...........Who cares, they NEVER get the house anyways.
Sorry that most of my hilarious jokes are borderline inappropriate. And by sorry, I mean you`re welcome.
With Halo 4, Black Ops II and Assasins Creed III, I think November might register the lowest teen pregnancy rates in a long time!
Dating a woman in 5 easy steps: 1. Be attentive 2. Don`t be too attentive 3. Show interest 4. Don`t show too much interest 5. Seek therapy
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
Ermegerd! I WON EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH!!!!! Again! I love being self employed..
The only F word out a woman`s mouth that scares me is "fine."
I got caught peeing in the swimming pool today... The lifeguard shouted so loud I almost fell in.
I wish I could get excited as a redneck drinking cheap beer and watching cars go around in circles for hours.
According to new research, too much sex can cause memory loss. Finally, something that explains my ultra detailed photographic memory.
If you still wear a Calculator watch, my guess is you don’t need it to add up all the ladies you get….
On the bottle of mouthwash it says "24 hour protection", so why do the directions say "Use Twice Daily"?
"Hey bro shotgun this beer" No I don`t drink "You wanna be cool don`t you?" I don`t drink "C`mon NERD!" Grandma PLEASE stop
Make yourself at home. Clean my kitchen