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I swear I heard my dentist whisper "yolo" as he reached for a chisel...
I hope the next big trend in music is Talent.
My pessimism has never failed me, but I`m sure someday it will.
Until today, I thought American Horror Story was a book about marriage.
I wanna say something. I´m gonna put it out there. If u like it, u can take it, if you don´t, send it back. "I want to be on you"
I wish the buck stopped here…I could use a few.
The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today. Pretty sure she’s going to get me something.
Researchers claim that the Internet is making us dumber and more impatient. I don`t get it. Moving on.
I`m the opposite of psychic. I don`t even know what I`m thinking! ;)
If a cop pulls over a U-Haul, he`s trying to bust a move.
Boss: "Are you texting?" Me: "No, I`m Tweeting." Boss: "What`s the difference?" Me: "Texting would imply that I have friends."
Always look your best, cause you never know when your family is going to surprise you with an intervention.
Every time I go to the bank I ask if they are giving out any free samples.
why we do not have a romance class...............
thinks it`ll just be my luck to win the Lottery tonight ...... and the world WILL end tomorrow!