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“Hangover” makes it sounds like it’s all done now. I’d like to propose the term “hanghappening”.
I couldn`t find the word `Disappear` in the dictionary. Strange!
A word of advice, stay on my good side. My good side is in Hawaii.
Sometimes I order Domino`s but give them Pizza Hut`s address. And when they show up and start fighting, I just wait with my mouth open.
I`m starting group meetings at my house for people who have OCD, not because I have it, but surely one of them will be bothered enough to clean it.
If love is blind....why is lingerie so popular?
That moment when you pour yourself a bowl of cereal and discover there`s no milk. So you just sit there, wondering why bad things happen to good people?
I am not as think as you drunk I am
Doing some laundry and hot single socks in my dryer are looking for a mate.
Where did all the people walking around with boomboxes in the 80s go? I`m concerned
Hey mother in law.... Don`t tell me how to raise my kids. Im still trying to raise yours.
COCKADOODLEDOOOOOO!!!!
The roof of the McDonalds in my town has 38 Pickle slices on it from times I ordered sh!t without pickles in it.
I`m Dave, or as the ladies like to call me... "Hey, you! Behind the bushes!"
It`s always the rednecks that know all the inner most conspiracies of the government.