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I might not be a great example, but I´m one hell of a good warning.
"Everyone give us money in case something happens and when something happens we`ll call you a liar." -insurance
I would exercise, but then all the sprinkles would fall off my cupcake.
Every morning, I jog around my block 15 times. Then I pick the block up and put it back in my toy chest..
Hardest thing in life: Trying to look happy when no money falls out of your birthday card.
Well that`s a wrap on another day where I act like I know what I`m doing.
If you can’t face it, moon it.
If its true we`re here to help others, then what exaclty are the others here for?
Every dog is a badass until you decide to vacuum.
Why did they send me to this white room? Do they think I`m crazy? Do they think I`m ...HOLY CRAP THE WALLS ARE FLUFFY!!!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
I don`t post a lot of personal statuses - but when I do it`s all about you ..
I wish I had Dora`s mom and dad, they let that girl go everywhere.
I wake up everyday planning to be productive. Then a voice in my head says, " hahaa, good one!" Then we laugh and laugh and take a nap.
So there`s a t.v. show called, It`s Me or the Dog?.. I was disappointed to find out its not a game show where people guess who farted