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A new study has found that women with larger butts live longer than men who mention it.
Woah.. the room is spinning.. I knew the world revolved around me.. ;)
Deadliest Catch and Jersey Shore - two reality tv shows about catching crabs
Girls must buy $500 purses just to impress other girls. No guy has ever said "Bro, she was ugly...but that purse...
Apparently this Walmart cashier only brushes her favorite teeth.
If one door closes & another door opens, you’re probably in prison.
My mom wanted to talk to me about my maturity today, but she didn`t know the password to my secret fort.
I don`t know if getting everything I want would make me happy, but the opposite is not working at all.
That awkward moment when a comment gets more “likes” than your status.
Life is basically one long, terrible date with yourself.
if a guy tells you you`re ugly ; he wants you, if a girl tells you your ugly; she`s jealouse, if you a kid tells you your`re ugly..... you`re ugly.
So, at this point, should we really still be calling them New Kids on the Block?
I thought my life would include more impromptu sing-alongs.
Fun Fact: Over 97.8% of men have already made mistakes this year that a woman will remind him about for the rest of his days.
I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.