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My nose is "running", that`s all the exercise I can handle for one day.......
That weird moment when u just say "what`s up " to someone and they thing you`re a shrink.
Just joined the support group Hokey Pokey Anonymous ... A place to turn yourself around. ;)
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
I was told that exercise helps with your decision making. It’s true. After going to the gym earlier I’ve decided I’m never going again.
In my experience, most arguments are caused by a misunderstanding of the fact that I’m right.
I bet acting like azzholes on the Internet all day wasn`t where most of us visioned our lives to be right now.
#1738 "The fact that people use the wrong "your" and "there" yet spell "Bieber" correctly bothers me."-dd
"is Pepsi ok?" - my coke dealer, tryin to be funny
Life is like “Facebook” – People will like your problems & comment; But no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.
Your cat doesn`t love you. If it were bigger it would eat you.
How dare you incinerate that I don`t know big words.
Have you ever wondered about the look on someone`s face if you hide under their bed and grab their foot in the middle of the night? Just something to think about.....goodnight!
The guy who wrote the program that estimates how much time is left on a download did not take his job seriously at all.
There are two types of people in this world, those with common sense and those who have to pee on the electric fence for themselves