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I just bought a new pair of sunglasses for whoever finds them in 3 weeks.
My internet went down for about 5 minutes earlier....so I talked to my family.....they seem like nice people!
There is always something to be thankful for. If you can’t pay your bills, you can be thankful you are not one of your creditors.
To all my friends who post Controversial, Obscene, Dirty, Offensive, and Derogatory posts, .. Keep that sh!t up. I like it....
The only real difference between my 20s and my 30s is that now I make all my bad decisions before midnight.
The only 2 things that I love and enjoy about being an adult is having sex and drinking alcohol.
Look, all I`m saying is that the dinosaurs didn`t drink alcohol and look what happened to them.
It`s not an attitude problem, it`s the way I am.
I already want to take a nap tomorrow.
Facebook becomes 100 times more entertaining when you have work to do.
Think about how much more stressful life`s most stressful moments would be if accompanied by the running-out-of-time music in Mario Bros.
Somethings are best unsaid but my brain to mouth filter has never worked right.
It`s Saturday morning. My neighbor has mowed his lawn AND weeded his garden. I`ve spent ten minutes trying to reach the remote with my foot.
You shouldn`t be allowed to wear animal print if you are bigger than said animal.
I`ve been single for a while and I have to say, it`s going very well. Like... It`s working out. I think I`m the one.