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Why is that in girls tampon commercials they dance and laugh? Shouldn`t they be revving chainsaws and burning sh!t down?
I always carry a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet. It reminds me of why there is no money in there.
A night of insomnia is usually followed by a morning of browser history clearing
Today`s Facebook forecast: Partly boring, increased drama, and a really good chance of bullsh*t.
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
I hate it when I think I`m buying ORGANIC vegetables but when I get home I discover they`re just REGULAR donuts...
Nobody cares what you`re gonna do in 2015. Now post some nudes.
Not doing anything with my life is surprisingly time consuming.
Nothing hides your feelings like the backspace key.
You know nothing about a woman until she`s drunk and mad at you
If you feel bad because you didn’t do well on a final, just remember someone from your hometown is still trying to become a rapper.
I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes.
In my will, I´m giving $50 to anyone who wears a Scream costume to my funeral and doesn´t say a word.
If you needed to wear camouflage in a gingerbread house, would you wear ginger snaps?
You can tell how old someone is by what part of the chex mix is their favorite.