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The majority of life`s greatest lessons are learned while observing your drunk friends.
So exhausting to have my life changed for the better every time someone posts a screenshot of a famous quote.
Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance…the five stages of me hitting the snooze button in the morning
I take a large amount of pride in always being prepared for a nap.
Next time a customer service rep asks “Is there anything else I can do for you?” whisper “Smile for the camera, I’m watching you” & hang up
Todays Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.
It’s a humbling moment when you realize your dog or cat has actually trained you to do something.
These police take Hide and Seek really seriously.
I just walked by an old man who kept saying, “One, three, five, seven, nine… one, three, five, seven, nine…” I thought, “How odd.”
Still waiting for the moment when there will be a "add to wishlist" button on people`s facebook profile !!
If you`re ever lost in the woods and have a compass, the compass can help you be lost more north.
I think it’s pretty cool how Chinese people made a language made entirely out of tattoos.
I call it a Cupcake Salad. And I don`t see how it`s any of your business.
Nobody really dates anymore. You just make eye contact, text, hang out, and next thing you know all her clothes are in your closet....
U.S.A.... where people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke