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I’m sorry, your photo is so confusing. You’re gonna need to hashtag every detail of it for me so I can grasp what’s going on here.
why are the foods you want eat late at night in loud crackling wrappers?
That`s a horrible idea ... What time?
I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like it`s okay and wait for my opportunity to destroy them.
I just read that Lindsay Lohan is headed for rehab. It`s like 2008 all over again. Or 2009. Or 2010. Or 2011. Or 2012
Nothing tests that whole "for better or worse" thing like the question "does this look infected?"
My personality is 30% the last movie I watched.
My number one rule to live by is: Don’t die.
I’m not going bald. I’m getting more head.
Having a mohawk used to mean you were tough. Now it means you’re a 3 year-old with annoying parents.
A tattoo doesn’t tell you very much about a person, but where they put the tattoo does.
So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn`t for throwing at people who stress you out?
Hey ladies breastfeeding in public,…Why don’t you ever smile in my pictures?
Apparently, you shouldn’t ask your wife if she’s off her meds more than once a week…
I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.