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"Ramen." - Scooby Doo finishing a prayer.
I`m thankful for many things, but mostly that there were no camera phones when I was in high school.
I will stop eating ice cream out of the container once I make it completely level.
Christmas is just like any other day in the workplace, you work your butt off and the fat guy with a suit gets all the credit.
This lasagna recipe has been handed down in my family for generations in the hopes that someone would eventually make it.
My workout plan really only consists of me wandering around in parking lots because I forgot where I parked...
I was told there would be kool-aid.
Whatever it is ... I didn´t do it!
An apple a day will keep anyone away ... if thrown hard enough.
My opinion of yoga pants varies depending on if I`m at the gym or if I`m at Wal-Mart
Fashion is what you call hideous clothes that are really expensive
Why does it have to be bacon OR sausage?
Today has been cancelled, due to lack of interest.
My kid go from "omg...you`re impossible I can`t wait until I`m 18!" To "You`re the best mom ever" in a matter of $100
Why does the person who snores always fall asleep first?