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Okay, let’s get this straight. There’s no way everone here has the best boyfriend in the world.
How do you know you`re old? ... Check your glove box for paper maps ...
I keep myself in just good enough shape to outrun most women and small children during emergencies.. :|
It’s a humbling moment when you realize your dog or cat has actually trained you to do something.
Just give me coffee and no one gets hurt.
I think...therefore, I am.....single
Pretty nice opinion you got there. It`d be a shame if someone were to...not give a sh*t about it
you know that awkward moment when you think someone`s talking to you so you reply to them and then they look over at you with that disgusted facial expression that says "wtf ..no"
I guess at a job interview "firing you" is not an acceptable answer when asked where I see myself in a few years.
Do gun manuals haue a trouble shooting section?
Speed bumps can turn into speed ramps depending on who`s car I`m borrowing.
The nice thing about being a guy is your underwear only costs $10 for a 3-pack.
Just ran across a great dessert recipe...Cut up some bananas, apples & oranges in a bowl. Add fresh squeezed lime juice. Then toss it in the trash and eat a cheesecake.
I wonder if I could get a job as a babysitter if I referenced my Facebook group admin experience.
I could actually watch golf on TV if Land Mines were involved.