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why earn money when it comes easier when you just ask
I have no time for games in my relationships. Unless by games you`re referring to naked twister. I`ve always got time for that sh!t.
Taking selfies is a lot of work when you’re not attractive.
If you don`t have anything nice to say I would probably enjoy spending time with you
There`s no b, c, d, f, g, h, j, k, l, n, o, p, q, r, s, u, v, w, x, y, or z in team either.
Don´t worry ... It only seems kinky the first time.
Are you guys sure common sense can`t be beaten into people ? Because I`d like to give it try!
Do you like me? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.
Capitalization can really change a sentence. Example: I love to eat candy ... I love to eat capitalization.
I`m tired of things costing money
Even if you don`t pay, they`ll usually let you go through a car wash at least once a day without a car.
In theory, sex should be grosser than letting someone borrow your toothbrush, but it`s not.
Some people pass through our lives just to teach us not to be like them.
Whenever you`re powerless, remember: A single one of your pubic hairs can shut down a restaurant.
God is pretty creative. I mean, look at me.