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One day you will die, but every other day you won’t. So that’s pretty great, right? ... Inspirational posts are hard.
It`s hard to trust humans; even the blind prefer to be guided by dogs.
They say women only use 10% of their anger
All I want is some ketchup packets placed in the bag, without having to ask!
If a camera adds 10 pounds then maybe stop eating them
This week is the 40th anniversary of the Rubik`s Cube. If you kids don`t know what a Rubik`s Cube is, it`s what people would stare at without human interaction before cellphones. Mel
Whoever said the camera adds 10 pounds should stop eating cameras.
Without the sanctity of marriage there wouldn`t be job security for divorce attorneys and marriage counselors.
Survival rule #1: Don`t go first.
Cookies and porn are always better when they`re homemade!
If you try to fail but you succeed which have you done?
“That’s funny” is something I say when I can’t even fake a laugh.
Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.
The problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me.
When 12 year old girls call each other honey and sweet heart...