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I have a disease called AWESOME...You don`t understand it since you don`t have it.
I´m not cheap, but I am on special this week
It’s proving very difficult to find a shop selling “Left Guard” for my other armpit…
At the end of the day, it`s 11:59pm.
Decided to make a life altering decision today.... When I think of it I`ll let you know
I mixed coffee with Red Bull today..I got half way to work when I realized I forgot my car!
You might be addicted to Facebook if you read my post`s every day...
So you think you can study with your facebook activated? That`s cute! ^.^
There`s always cake to celebrate happy moments, but I really think cake would do better during the bad times. Got fired? Have a cake.
ever notice that on a phone the word "mom" is 666?
At times I wish I had a clone, but then I realize, I could never live with that a$$hole.
I just discovered my oven CAN CLEAN ITSELF! Naturally I will be searching my apartment looking for similar buttons.
Why is powdered milk called ‘Instant milk’? Actual milk is far more instant.
I just realized that Mr. Rogers had the first man-cave.
After watching the "Schticky" ad, I am convinced now there are 8 wonders of the world.