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Collecting my thoughts… I almost have a whole set! ;)
I`m an outdoorsy kind of guy, I like to drink beer outdoors
the kids next door challenged me to a water fight. I`m just updating my status while the kettle boils
I try and avoid picking up turtles on the side of the road. Just in case they`re in the middle of a race.
Two things I am thankful for: 1: Family and friends. 2: Caller ID, so I can avoid certain family and friends.
I don`t understand why Walmart has a problem with me bringing my dog in the store. He`s better behaved, smells better, and less likely to take a crap on the floor than 95% of the people here
Siblings – the only people who will pick on you and then kick the a$$es of anyone else who does it.
"When I grow up, I want to marry a man addicted to video games" ~ No woman ever.
It`s hard to trust people. Even the blind prefer to be guided by dogs.
After all these years I finally figured out that that last little piece of soap is more trouble than it`s worth.
I don`t know what I would do without Facebook, but I`m sure it would be something more productive
Question everything...Or should you?
My IQ? ... With google or without?
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered is god playing angry birds hmm
If you want to go running with me, you`d better be prepared to walk a lot.