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If you lose your shoe at the end of the night, you’re not Cinderella. You’re probably just drunk.
It may look like I’m having really deep thoughts but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food I’m going to eat later.
It was awkward when she said, "And yet your feet are so big."
Little to no thought was put into this status.
How old were you when you found out your parents were using Santa Claus as a behavior-modification tool?
If history repeats itself, I´m totally getting a dinosaur.
If you see someone crying, ask if it`s because of their haircut.
A lie is just a great story that someone ruined by telling the truth.
It’s my favorite time of the day: How long can I stare directly at my monitor and do absolutely nothing o’clock.
Did the Baha Men ever find their dogs? Did they put up posters or just sing that song?
What if the stickers are the only thing Made In China?
I`m no expert, but I`m pretty sure a lot of economic problems could be solved by extending the McDonald`s breakfast menu back out to 11am.
Don`t be sad if you didn`t get a Valentine`s Day gift, lt`s not the end of the world. That`s still ten months away.
GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.
Tip to reduce weight, first turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.