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Hendrix didn`t need to twerk on stage. He performed the old fashioned way, relying only on his musical talents and near lethal doses of LSD.
Unfortunately, showing that much cleavage doesn`t fix your face.
At first it was "Okay" and then "ok" and now "k" and soon it will disappear and you`ll all regret it
I`m for driverless cars, but honestly, having to drive is the only thing standing in the way of me being a complete drunk piece of sh!t 24/7
That awkward moment when you’re laughing so hard, you accidentally hit your head on something..
There is no angry way to say `bubbles.`
We should not have trusted anything Charlotte wrote in her web. She was consistently talking out of her ass.
Merry Christmas (I apologize if you`re not Christian). Happy Hanukkah (I apologize if you`re not Jewish). Happy Holidays (I apologize if you`re not happy).
i only drink on days that end with y
Whenever somebody said they did something "Like a Boss" I assume that they did nothing but took all the credit for it.
Sometimes I feel happy, but then the Oreos run out.
I once dated a Rockette with Tourette`s. Talk about kicking and screaming!
just spilled alphabet soup on my keyboard. I`m so confused
I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue.
My 5 year plan is to watch Netflix. All of it.