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Things that schools worry about Drugs 1% Graduating 1% drop outs 1% the inportance of using a number 2 pencil on standardized tests 97%
I’m sick of closing out every job interview with “I was young. I needed the money.”
If you`re one in a million, there are more than 7,000 of you.
Today, A 12 year-old came up to me and said "May I please have a cigarette?". I can`t believe kids this age are already so polite.
Day 8. You should be thankful that I`m medicated
whenever I take my clothes off the shower usually gets turned on
Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes...
If anyone has any terrible ideas, I`ve historically been very open to them.
Hand dryers are a great way to see how your hands look while skydiving.
Dear piece of paper that wont go in the dust pan ... f*ck you!
Ate too much salad yesterday so I`m going on an Oreos cleanse today.
Driving isn’t even in the top 5 things I’m thinking about when I’m driving.
Getting that beach body is easy. You just have to know where to dig.
i didn`t know i had a facebook account until now
If you have a Selfie Stick Pro, go back two spaces.