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When I see people jogging outside I like to drive slowly down the road behind them blasting “Eye of the Tiger” just to give them motivation.
I`ve been having really bad headaches lately. The doctor said they were all in my head.
"Hello Kitty" should have been a brand of condoms...
I`m just gonna let my pillow decide my hairstyle for tomorrow.
My life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes.
I`ve never had a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.
Etc... A word used to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
Press 1 for someone who probably learned English last month, but is going to try and communicate effectively with you anyway.
Facebook account for sale, Friends included...
My New Years resolution is to stop procrastinating so much.
I`m at my neighbor`s house having the most delicious dinner. Hope I finish before they get home!
I can eat a piece of pie without a plate or a fork what else should I write on this dating site profile?
On a scale from 0 to insane I`m batman
There`s actually a website designed to simulate what it`s like to be the sole survivor of a nuclear holocaust, it`s called MySpace.
I never drink unless I am alone or with somebody.