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I`m still mad that video killed the radio star.
People that use statistics in everyday arguments are a$$holes 100% of the time.
LOOK A UFO! Quick, grab the worst camera money can buy.
Roses are red! violets are buckets. This poem makes no sense. Snot.
Did you ever notice how a woman’s “I’ll be ready in 5min” and a guys “I’ll be home in 5min” are one and the same?
Although no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.
Lets not kid ourselves, if the zombie apocalypse broke out, there are a couple people we would swear were zombies so we could shoot them
I’ve been texting so much lately that I move my thumbs from side to side when I’m actually talking to someone.
If at first you don`t succeed, find out where she lives.
Who actually clicks on the "No I am not over 18" links on "adult" pages?
My son wants to be a shrink when he grows up... Clearly I`ve failed to teach him our family`s place in the psychiatric process...
you`re about as useless as a red light in grand theft auto
Health care in this country is a disgrace. My doctor said run 3 miles a day for a month. I`m now completely lost & 90 miles away from home.
My desire to be well informed is currently in deep conflict with my need to stay sane.
I keep my land line so I can find my cell phone.