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Good judgement comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgement
I`m a bad multitasker and even a questionable monotasker
I Wonder what Facebook Employees do to waste time at work ?
We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.
The leading cause of divorce ? ... marriage
Dear future husband, here’s a few things you need to know If you want to be my one and only all my life. I will not be an ex wife .. only a widow
I haven`t lost all of my marbles but there is definitely a hole in the bag.
"Mounting debt" sounds way sexier than it is.
Hard liquor because I don`t don`t have time or patience to sit around drinking 9 bottles of wine every day
This might be the worst online counseling site ever.
I`d go to church if they had Wi-Fi.
Behind every good selfie is approximately 47 nearly identical pictures that didn`t make the cut.
If you’re so much better than the leading brand then why are you not the leading brand?
As long as I remind myself "The b!tch had it coming" is not a valid court defense, I`ll be ok
You´d be amazed how often I´m wrong when people say guess what