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Know why a room full of married people looks so empty? There’s not a Single person in it…
Please pay me in cash. I`m not trying to hide money from the IRS, I`m trying to hide it from the MRS.
Mom: How are your grades this semester? Me:.... Mom:.... Me: Mother what`s important is that we have our health
My life has a great cast, but I can’t figure out the plot.
Does Facebook have a “You’re not smart enough to be talking about politics” button?
Ways to die: Steal my food.
Sex, drugs, and candy crush all have one thing in common. It’s only an addiction if you start paying for it.
If I owned a copy store I would only hire identical twins.
I have a friend with one eye, he`s pretty cool about it, instead of :D he sends .D
Common sense is so rare it should be classified as a super power
When I think of a selfie, I`m not sure it`s the same thing you`re thinking of
You chicks spend a lot of money on makeup to look pretty. Save your cash, buy him Alcohol.
They should`ve added "Might lose a lot of sleep" in Facebook`s terms & conditions before signing up.
I thought I cracked this "adulthood" till I realised my shirt was on inside out !!!!!
I`m tired of making the same mistakes over and over again. Does anyone have any new mistakes I can borrow?