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It saddens me to think that I`ll never be able to watch my own a$$ as I walk away :(
You know what’s more annoying than cops? People who buy old refurbished cop cars and keep the spotlight attached. We all hate you.
I`m so scattered I don`t know whether I found this rope or lost my horse.
Is it wrong to swallow my multi-vitamin with a beer?
There is literally no way of knowing how many chameleons are in your house.
Do you know what this house is missing? A box of $#!+, Let`s get a cat.
Honestly, Officer, I wouldn`t have pulled over had I known you were just going to criticize me
My favorite part about your rant on how much you hate social media sites was when you posted it from a social media site.
I get very annoyed when people mix up there, they`re and their. From now on I`m going to point it out, weather they like it or not.
How old do I have to be when I can start pulling in front of cars without looking?
I need to find a job where I am paid solely on how awesome I am.
Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot revenge.
People says nothing is imposible.. But i do nothing everyday!!
When I was little I didn`t care about things like what to wear, my parents dressed me. Looking back at some of my old pictures, it`s obvious that my parents didn`t care either.
I was wondering why some couples don`t go to the gym together but I guess some relationships just don`t work out...