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Its all fun and games until you realize your Capri Sun has no straw.
Friends are like boobs... Some are real some are fake.
Studies show that 5 out of 6 people enjoy Russian roulette.
I make way more decisions than I should based on the battery life of my phone.
Holy crap! I just realized that I´m still it from a game of tag in 1987.
You`re from my dreams... Or nightmares. I can`t decide which.
Roughly 82% of my day is trying to decide what my next meal will be
Here`s to ignoring our real problems and getting outraged about something on the internet.
when i was little my dad told me that the icecream man only played music when he ran out of icecream well played dad well played
Bored, so I’m going to find a kid that looks like me and tell him I’m him from the future.
I bet the guy that was looking forward to his next life and came back reincarnated as me is really disappointed.
Facebook is not so bad once you block your family and friends.
A week is just five days of wishing you had nothing to do followed by two days of wishing you had something to do
I know you shouldn`t text and drive but I`ve only had 2-3 texts tonight, tops, so I should be okay to drive.
The first person to see a sunset was probably like well this ain`t good.