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I love that sound you make when you shut the hell up.
I was an adult once. Then I opened a Facebook account.
It`s never too late to follow your dreams. Unless your dream is to be a child actor, in which case yes, it`s too late.
Funny how things change with time, I used to hate spankings...
7,000 people were treated in emergency rooms for injuries sustained from fireworks. Don’t be a statistic, let your friend light the fuse
In the 1960s, if you said "All my music is in the cloud" it was due to mushrooms; not Apple.
Hurricanes, Fires,Tiger running loose ... Whoever is playing Jumanji needs to wrap it up
Ok, I admit. Everything that`s wrong in your life is your fault.
If you want to set up a company and run it then that`s your business.
Definition of insanity - Doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results
I work so hard for my gta V character to have a better life
Studies show that people who want tribal tattoos are directly related to living under a rock
I`m only materialistic when I shop at the liquor store.
Men are usually too focused on the cleavage in the shirt to notice the crazy in the eyes.
Do athletic people not know about Netflix?