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I don’t care if it’s 4 A.M. I don’t consider it “tomorrow” until I wake up.
Guys are at their mathematical best when a girl says she is pregnant.
Everyone has a right to their own opinion, no matter how wrong they are. And that`s why we have a problem.
I saw a chameleon today. I guess it was a pretty crappy chameleon.
My new workout video is 20 minutes of me vacuuming over the same piece of string instead of picking it up.
You look like you only got about 5 of your 8 hours of beauty sleep last night...
It’s like I wanna be left alone but I still want people to notice my absence, you know.
No thermostat is as effective at regulating temperature as sticking a foot out from under the bed covers.
Hope you get down and funky on this the day of your birth!!
The only difference between Black Friday and a zombie apocalypse is that zombies don`t care if you get the last iPad Mini.
If each day is a gift, I wonder where I can return monday.
Do you think all the giraffes sit around and watch Margaret in Nebraska give birth?
The Eskimo´s allegedly have 52 words for snow. I have several words for snow also!
I wish karma would send me email notifications.
Sometimes I just sit and run my fingers through my lovers hair. It`s a nice way to let them know my love and also that we`re out of napkins.