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That awkward moment when there`s not a single awkward moment
Perhaps Nicki Minaj just lost a series of bets.
Whats the difference between a phone number & an opinion? People ask for your phone number.
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do!
Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
There are a thousand better ways to spend your time and yet here you are with me.
just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream
"He sure seems like a nice young man" is Grandma-speak for "I`d totally hit that."
My husband told me that in some cultures women do all the housework, so I told him in some cultures blow jobs don`t exist. He`s vacuuming
You don`t need training to be a street cleaner, you just pick it up as you go along.
Our brain took two billion years to evolve. Two billion trips around the Sun. All so humans can use it to look at kittens on the Internet.
Does running away from your problems count as exercising? If it is, then I`m one hell of a fitness freak
Just looked at the price of baby strollers. I think were gonna have an indoor baby.
My favorite part of seeing someone I know in public is pretending I didn’t.
Me and my recliner...we go way back.