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If you don`t know where you are going, any road will get you there.
thinks there are times when your the most beautiful girl in the world, and there are times when I’m sober.
Personally, I believe that around 93% of the world`s population should run with scissors.
At the end of the day, it`s 11:59pm.
I love my work, but I would also love to never have to do it again.
Why is it that the more annoying the tune, the harder it is to get it out of your head?
Common sense is like deodorant; those that need it most, don’t use it.
Don`t you love followers that don`t acknowledge your existence. Its so cute. Its like I have tiny marriages all over the world.
This skinny girl just told me she "forgets" to eat? Is that possible? I just licked her face in case it`s contagious.
Life`s too short for Salad..............
To skip any youtube ad just change ‘youtube’ to ‘youtubeskip’ in the url of any video. You’re welcome.
They used to be called "jumpolines" until you jumped on one...
I don`t know what I would do without Facebook, but I`m sure it would be something more productive
I need to stop lying to myself ... This bag of Reese cups will never make it to Halloween
Being an adult is mostly just wondering if the stuff in the dishwasher is dirty or clean while eating soup out of a sand castle bucket.