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Based on the sound of her walking.. My upstairs neighbor seems like the kind of woman that starts sentences with; "Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum.".. O_o
If you own a podium and put up a sign that says "valet" on it, can you just steal cars?
You don`t get to complain about life until you move out of your parent`s house.
someone took my mood ring away... dont know how i feel about it
You`re so dumb you have to get naked to count to 21.
Perhaps Voldemort’s face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.
Money can`t buy happiness, but I`d rather cry in a Ferrari.
if money grew of trees, girls would be dating monkeys
Judging from all the misery and carnage on my newsfeed, I`m assuming it`s Monday.
When a man talks dirty to a woman it`s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man it`s $3.95 per minute.
Don`t Follow Me, I`m Lost Too
Does swimming in debt count as cardio?
Meanwhile on Facebook someone has made a casserole....
I`m not ignoring your calls, I just love my ringtone.
I`m going to spend Valentine`s day with my ex.... Box 360