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Jehovah`s witnesses don`t celebrate Halloween. I guess they don`t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.
Great idea for an April Fools Prank ... Hide all of the desktop icons on someone`s computer and replace their wallpaper with a screenshot of their old desktop.
One of these days I`m going to get help for my procrastination problem.
Damn girl, are you a Snickers bar, because you`re so sweet and satisfying and surprisingly hard and ... hold on, are those nuts?
The guy who invented wet t-shirt contests probably has no idea that shirts can just be taken off.
When are we gonna admit that those tools we keep by the fireplace are just for killing people?
i m not totally useless, i can b used as bad example
Some things make you go hmm. Some things make you go ugh! I make you go "Did he really just say that?"
Hedgehogs would seem far less adorable if they had more relevant names like `Stabbyrabbit` or `Weaponrat`
You`re the one who wore a red and yellow scarf to class. So don`t look at me weird for shouting "10 points for gryffindor" when you answer questions cause I know you wanted this. -Bfanch
I`m beginning to think they invented the wireless mouse just so there was one less thing to use to hang yourself with at work.
I`m right 98% of the time. Who cares about the other 3%?
If someone toilet papered my house that would be great because I`m out of toilet paper.
Today I caught myself smiling… I was thinking of you… Don’t flatter yourself though, it was because you had a booger in your nose the last time I saw you.
Facebook is great, but I still miss the good old days of writing down my random thoughts and sliding them into stranger`s pockets.