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So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
I need to re-home a dog. It’s a small terrier and tends to bark a lot. If your interested, let me know and I’ll jump over my neighbors fence and get it for you.
Birthdays back then: Wow! Look at all these presents!. Birthdays now : Wow damn look at all these notifications!.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then go find somebody whose life gave them vodka and throw a party.
I`d say I`m not a morning person but I`m really not sure I`m an evening person either.
I really should learn to say "congratulations" instead of "are you keeping it?"
Got a little too much sun today. I knew I should have closed the blinds.
The day I can get a correct order at a fast food establishment is the day I will support an increase in minimum wage.
Sometimes I meow back at cats.
this guy with binoculars has been watching me watch him with binoculars and i don`t know who`s winning
I`d rather have my arms fall off than make two trips carrying in groceries.
Facebook needs a "settle down" button.. You tap on a friend`s profile, that locks them out for a day so they can work through stuff privately..
FB friends, please let me know if you own one of those cool little Smart cars so I can unfriend you.
I`m sorry officer, I thought you wanted to race.
I don`t understand interventions. What`s the point of being told I drink too much by a room full of the reasons I drink in the first place?