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The speed at which I can prepare food during a commercial break is amazing.
I think on December 21 all the power companies should shut off the power for like 10 minutes just to make people flip out.
Imagine being the sort of person who knows what every button on a TV remote does.
Guy on plane : So, where are you going to? Me : I`m guessing it`s the same place you`re going.
Deadliest Catch and Jersey Shore - two reality tv shows about catching crabs
My wife said I can definitely have a man cave, if that`s what I want to start calling the hall closet.
I try to live every day as though it were my last, and who wants to do laundry on the last day they’re alive?
I swear my bed just whispered "Please Don`t go."
Did the Baha Men ever find their dogs? Did they put up posters or just sing that song?
is without a doubt, the most popular and best looking person using this laptop.
When it comes to f*cking around, I don`t f*ck around.
Nothing says " My divorce didn`t go as planned " quite like the guy with grocery bags hanging on the sides of his bicycles handlebars
How`d this get posted?
Today’s forecast.. mostly cloudy with a 99.9% chance of alcohol
Facebook ~ redefining "friendship" one booby pic at a time. ;)