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The good thing about Facebook is if someone gets on your nerves enough, you can make them cease to exist in your world and you don`t even have to hide a body.
www.amish.com. How did this happen?
When pornstars get up to speak in front of a large group, do they picture people with their clothes on?
Everyday I’m shoveling. – Winter 2014
The Manning`s Thanksgiving is going to be awkward this year. "Eli, can you pass the stuffing- oh wait, you better let Peyton do it."
Things people say after watching a movie: 5% - I can’t wait for the sequel. 5% - That was a great movie. 5% - That was a complete waste of money. 85% - I gotta pee!!
The iPhone 6 looks pretty cool, but it still lets people leave voicemails, so they apparently haven`t worked out all the bugs yet.
1 in 3 Americans, weighs as much as the other 2.
Ever look in a mirror wondering about the stranger staring back & then realize it`s your neighbor`s window and they`re calling the cops?
Where do all the ice cream men go in winter?
You say you want to bring me back to reality. You’re assuming I’ve been there before.
That tenth doctor is a selfish idiot, he never recommends anything!
I really like this new reality show "Neighbor Without Drapes"
In the word "scent" is it the s that is silent or the c?
This bottle of beer is not only delicious,,,, It also contains almost 10% of my daily requirement of beer...