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Just drove past the house where I lost my virginity. There wasn`t even a plaque or anything. Pretty ridiculous if you ask me.
I have decided I no longer want to be an adult. So if anyone needs me, I`ll be in my blankey fort... coloring.
Cooking Tip: If you`re tired of always having to boil water everytime you make pasta, boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later ... you`re welcome!
Of all the martial arts, Karaoke inflicts the most pain.
There’s been over 30 billion messages posted on Facebook, and yet most of us have never even talked to our neighbors.
Why do sandwiches taste so much better when they are cut diagonally?
wassup pips! :-) no i don`t mean you guys pip, get it? piping?? haaahaaa... looks like i`m the only one laughing right? well it sounded funnier in my head (-_-)
Drinking coffee is a fun way to become dependent on paying money to wake up.
I found the "one" today! Surprisingly, It`s been on my keyboard all the time.
I bet short people get really excited when they accidentally hit their head on things.
Yes officer, I know my driving is not 100% perfect, but you have to agree that it is still pretty good for someone who is completely drunk.
What I lack in vocabulary, I make up for in…you know...stuff...and...things...
Milk Duds: When you want some candy but also crave a dislocated jaw
You know that really private/embarrassing stuff you say to your girlfriend when no one else is around? Her friends know all that sh!t.
most teens are switching to twitter instead of facebook. noone wants to get on facebook and catch dad pocking mom... if you kno what I mean;)