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I thought about going outside and doing something today but my Wi-Fi really doesn’t reach very far.
Lots of people waiting in lines today. Did a new iPhone just come out?
is frickin awesome! Nough Said.
Same sex marriage? Heck, I know couples who would be happy with a SOME sex marriage
New research reported that men enjoy snuggling. A second study showed that men will say anything to get a researcher into bed.
Next time a conspiracy theorist says, "That`s what they want you to think," say, "No, but that`s what they wanted you to tell me."
if a guy tells you you`re ugly ; he wants you, if a girl tells you your ugly; she`s jealouse, if you a kid tells you your`re ugly..... you`re ugly.
Just how hairy was the dude who invented a shampoo called Head & Shoulders?
No, I don`t need a Fitbit. I can count to 45 by myself.
It`s always the darkest before dawn. So if you are going to steal your neighbor`s newspaper that`s the best time to do it.
Don`t Follow Me, I`m Lost Too
Whoever decided to color underpants white was an idiot.
If you still can read this, please inform me ASAP because I have probably blocked the wrong person!
If da Vinci were alive today, the "Mona Lisa" would have been called "IMG-20121020-00463.jpg"