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You say peeping tom. I say highly active member of the neighborhood watch.
All I see on Facebook is penis, orgasm, bang him, bang her, bullwhip, masturbate, porn, tits, and then I read everyone else`s posts..
Saw a chameleon today. So I guess it`s safe to say it was a pretty sh!tty chameleon.
My arm fell asleep, which is understandable, considering how boring the rest of my body has been.
Drunk people are the only honest ones left.
is a mystery you´ll never solve
I swear... my remote just decides to take random vacations sometimes.
Don`t do it in the Garden, they say love is blind but ur neighbor ain`t.
Creating a password in this day and age After the 9th try OKNowI`mReallyMad50BoiledCabbagesUpYourArseIfYouDon`tGiveMeAccessImmediately! `Sorry, that password is already in use`
Basically the whole point of Facebook is so you can see if you’re prettier than your ex’s new girlfriend.
If a group of midgets performed the YMCA song, it is to be considered that they did it in lowercase?
Im out like a fat kid playing dodge ball
If you can`t handle me at my worst I completely understand, because I can`t either.
Do you think people will start blaming auto correct for there marriages breaking down?
I can`t take this long distance relationship anymore.. Fridge, you`re coming to my room.