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I don`t mind helping people as long as I`m not slightly inconvenienced.
Now what`s funny is "Si" from Duck Dynasty
How long does it usually take for a Happy Meal to start working?.... It`s been an hour.
The only correct answer to "Are you ticklish?" is "I will kill you."
Still hoping that one day I get to ride a kayak while it’s strapped to the top of someone’s car.
Being an adult is mostly being exhausted, wishing you hadn`t made plans, and wondering how you hurt your back.
I`m a crabby a$$ bitch before my coffee ... and after
i like cake. and thats all for today goodbye :)
If you’ve gauged huge holes in your ears and don’t keep Oreo cookies in them for snacks then what the hell’s the point man?
YouTube is so addicting, I click on a music video and next thing you know I`m watching how to make ice cream.
Life…it’s just an “F” in lie.
I did all I can do. I can´t do no more
I`m really sick of responsibility ... and underwear
I`m hungry, but I`m not `cook something` hungry.
It`s all rainbows and sunshine until he breaks your heart, then it`s voodoo dolls and arson reports.