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So what was the best thing before sliced bread?
word of the day: nincomtard
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
I noticed the toilet roll incorrectly installed in your selfie.
“Until death do us part” means we’re all single in heaven, right?
A snail can sleep for up to 3 years. I didn`t know it was even possible to be this jealous.
FYI: Real hippos at the zoo don’t eat marbles. They should post a sign or something.
A genius would have put Kevin Bacon in Grease.
Let’s all take a moment and be thankful spiders can’t fly.
If you’re a size 0 we shouldn’t be able to see you.
Knock knock Who`s there? Control Freak. Now you say "Control Freak who?"
Four words that I never want to hear: There is no food
Hey baby, wanna come to myspace and twitter my yahoo `till i google all over your facebook?
Here`s to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store
I got carded at the liquor store. While getting my ID out my Blockbuster card fell out. He laughed and said "Never mind."