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You can make your life more entertaining by simply reaching out, and getting to know a whore.
Sometimes knowing exactly where you are does not make you any less lost.
I bet my road rage would be taken more seriously if I spoke German
I mixed coffee with Red Bull today..I got half way to work when I realized I forgot my car!
My wife and I decided to make our own sex tape. She was pissed off when I started holding auditions for her part.
If I agree with you, we would both be wrong.
My favorite flavor of ice cream is yes.
My girlfriend told me that I’m starting to annoy her because I relate everything to batman ... What a Joker...
"There`s a sleeping person. Let`s go ask it questions." – Children
if ever you need NOTHING, im here for you.
The number of lies told by men would decrease significantly if women stopped asking questions
I`ve just seen an advert in my local newspaper. ACCOUNTANT NEEDED! $35,000 - $40,000 So I called them up and said, "The answer is -$5,000."
If at first you don’t succeed, look in the trash for the instructions
I want to get a welcome mat for my front door that just says "Text Me"
roes are red violets are blue he`s for me not for you if for any chance you`ll take my place i`ll use my fist and smash your face