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Fun Fact: if you took the skin of an average person and laid it out flat,you would have enough for a serious criminal conviction :)
Sorry I wasn’t ignoring you I was just watching 7 seasons and 54 episodes of this new show I found.
I show my age when I`m in a club with all the 20 somethings.. Guess its because the last dance step I mastered was dancing like Gene Gene The Dancing Machine
Some people have a natural talent for stupid. Others take that talent and actually ENHANCE it!
I`m on a pepperoni pizza cleanse.
Sticks and stones, break my bones, but hollow points expand on impact!
Don`t do drugs. Become a Pop star and they give `em to you FOR FREE!
I wish more events in life involved dumping a cooler full of Gatorade on people.
Telling people your phone is gonna die, But you really just don’t want to text them.
I`m at my most badass when I`m popping a wheelie with a shopping cart.
The world would be a cleaner place if we gave blind people brooms instead of canes...
can´t find Sesame Street on my GPS. Can you tell me how to get there?
Sometimes I wonder if the kid in the Dreamworks logo has caught a fish yet.
Sometimes, half your sh!t is worth it.
If you think buying condoms is awkward, you should try returning them.