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Admit it at some point in your life you have tried to close the fridge slowly to see when the light goes out...
Fun things to do in Walmart: Take the ``try me`` stickers off of the toys & place them on condom boxes.
I’m having some vision trouble today. I can’t see myself doing anything.
I hate girls who insert the phrase "my boyfriend" into every conversation. So does my boyfriend.
This morning I woke up to a surprise BJ. Thats the last time I fall asleep on the train with my mouth open.
The most difficult part about taking a personality test is deciding which personality should take it.
News flash, ladies. Men are settling for you, too.
The most impressive thing about how cowboys used to have showdowns at high noon is that they could get two people to be on time to something
I don’t care how loud I’m laughing, I’m having fun and you’re not.
Whenever I`m feeling down... I try to make sure my nails are clipped.
Don`t kiss behind the garden . Love is blind but the neighbors are not :P
I would like my FB friends to know that the opinions and comments I make on FB in no way reflect the actual thoughts, opinions or actions of me, or my family. Its all for fun. The only posts that I actually mean are the same ones you agree with.
Did a 5k today. Except it was how many calories I had at lunch.
BOOK FACT: If you took every book at Barnes and Noble and laid them end to end you get thrown out by security and banned from returning.
I carry a knife, but it`s just in case of cake.