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I get carried away sometimes… Usually because I refuse to leave.
It`s weird how we are all here because of boners
I don`t see the point of sex if the neighbours don`t hear it.
If I could keep it short, my life would be so much simpler.
My blind neighbor sure does take his dog on a lot of walks...
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
If a cannibal ate a comedian, that would lead to some funny sh!t.
When I was growing up, I was taught to walk and talk and when I was grown, I was told to sit down and STFU!!!
Life…it’s just an “F” in lie.
Falling out of bed the fun way. Oh wait, there isn`t a fun way....
You know I feel the frustration that The Skipper endured because there are days that I too am surrounded by Gilligans
Letting my dad play Angry Birds on my iPad is like showing a caveman fire.
Stop procrastinating. Join Hokey Pokey Anonymous today and turn that life around!
Work is one long game of back and forth emails with cleverly disguised f*ck you`s.
Being unsure has never stopped me from making a decision.