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If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be?
You lied....you don`t have a Klondike Bar do ya?
Mrs Bieber.... WHY U NO USE CONDOM?
When my kids ask what a word means, I tell them to bring me a dictionary. Then I smack them with it, and tell them to Google that shi t.
I wonder if the clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look! ...that one`s shaped like an idiot!"?
Don’t piss off old people. The older they get, the less ‘life in prison’ is a deterrent.
Admit it, at some point in time you’ve tried to see if you had superpowers.
All the good ones are either taken or imaginary.
We are living in a generation where Vampires are sparkly,Werevolves are gay and Witches wear leather pants.
Waldo’s mom must be worried sick.
If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.
I tried counting sheep to get to sleep, but one was missing and now I’m gonna be up all night worrying.
am a bomb technician...anytime you see me running. Try keep it up
A friend of mine told me i have to update my self and I asked my self : does he mean there can be a latest version of me?
After reading some marriage post, I`m beginning to suspect we all may have been married to the same person.