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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
How do I tell my boss I don`t want to do work anymore but still want money.
You notice how no faith-healers have stepped forward to help out with the ebola crisis in Africa......
Oh, you think you have relationship problems? Try separating me from my bed in the morning...
Some people say a true friend stabs you in the front. I’m gonna go ahead and say a true friend just puts the knife down.
Getting to places would be so much easier if I had a helicopter.
I hope I never go to jail because I haven`t memorized a phone number since 2001
Is it considered rude to ask your boss if it hurt when the house fell on her in The Wizard of Oz?
A man is as faithful as his options
Know what this salad needs? A Big Mac.
My package finally came today. this is awesome....it means I have bubble wrap to play with
Ghetto Word of the Day: Window "Imma pay my baby mamma her child support. I just don’t know window".
The cop at your front door is never a stripper when you want them to be.
Moses had the first tablet with cloud connectivity.
Do you ever just look at someone and think "Wow, let me take off your pants."