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Is going to bed! Hopefully the Cleaning Fairies will come and clean my house tonight! Wishful Dreaming i guess!
Have we considered putting Scooby Doo and the gang on the Malaysian airplane caper?
Ever wondered why there is a stairway to heaven, and a highway to hell? There´s apparently more traffic going to hell!!
I`ve never been skydiving, but I`ve zoomed in on Google Earth really, really fast.
It`s a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
I always tell my kids that it`s ok to make mistakes as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.
Guy tip of the day: To avoid arguments about the toilet seat, use the sink...
So many people are making history right now. but me, I`m deleting history from my browser.
You make me feel "I`m-typing-this-with-my-middle-finger" angry.
I`d be the stripper that got fired for eating her way out of the cake instead of jumping out of it.
This would be a lot more fun drunk - Me, to everything.
My parents never asked me to run away from home, but there were many unexplained one way tickets.
Well, I`ve officially entered the, "Why did I come into this room?" phase of my life.
Cactuses are just heavily armed cucumbers.
If only losing weight was as easy as losing my cell phone, my keys, my temper, or even my mind ... I`d be SO skinny!