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Workout Journal Day #5: Jogging with a stroller is great exercise! And hard work for whoever is pushing me.
So they say that having to much sex can cause memory loss, which is just a little something I seem to remember reading in a Rolling Stone magazine once on page 64 paragraphs 3 through 5 while sitting on a park bench October 14th 2002 at 3:46 p.m
Considering I`m broke, I wonder if she`ll let me be her sugar-free daddy.
I watch so many crime shows on Tv, that when I turn off the Tv set, I wipe my fingerprints 0ff the remote.
I wish I had a dollar for every dollar I don`t have.
When googling something, I always use Caps Lock so that the people from Google know it`s urgent.
A true man is one who leaves his wife alone in cold weather and goes to watch football.
From now on, I will be replacing the word `sh*t` with `sugar` in my facebook statuses, so that I don`t come across as being so f*cking vulgar all the time.
I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way ... Through the driver’s door.
Is it sexual harasment to say ho ho ho to a female coworker?
My participation in this meeting will be based solely on the snacks they provide.
I put on real clothes today. What more do you want from me?
I`d divorce my wife but I never want to see her that happy!
I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell. :)
Won’t go back in my bathroom until spider is gone! Web search for “spider life span” reveals I will be able to shower again in 1 to 2 years.