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What number SPF blocks people?
I have found that the best work from home occupation is a bartender
I used to have a tremendous sex drive. My girlfriend lived 150 miles away
My RSVP : I`ll be attending your wedding alone but consuming enough cake and alcohol for at least two.
Exercising can add years to your life. For example I jogged 4 miles today and now I feel like I`m 73.
I beat my chess opponent in less than five moves with the chair I was sitting on!
It`s hard to diet when your favorite exercise is chewing...
My friend says to me, "What rhymes with orange?" I said, "No it doesn`t."
Today is Valentine’s Day or as I call it… Tuesday.
My bed is way more comfortable in the mornings than during the night.
I like to jump onto people`s backs as an unexpected piggy back. but sometimes I get carried away
I just finished writing an article on "How To Improve Your Memory"- But I forgot where I kept it!!
Nothing makes me more nervous than getting FB msg saying, “You’ve been tagged in a photo” after a crazy weekend.
I went to see the doctor today for my annual check-up. The good news is the he says I`m healthy as a horse. The bad news is he uses large farm animals to
Tip of the day: Don`t be a douche!