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If I don`t `like` your post it`s because I don`t care...
How easily you’re offended is directly proportional to how dumb you are.
What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?
My friend works at the morgue and apparently tonight is open mike night.
Eventually, some poor astronaut is going to crash into all that Star Wars writing
Just think about all the stuff you aren`t thinking about.
When you screw up, menopause can be a wonderful excuse for stupid things you do or say!!!
I`m so scattered I don`t know whether I found this rope or lost my horse.
There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing next to you right now, and you`d have no Idea...
When people say "To be honest...", it means that up to that point they`ve been lying.
If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other
If anyone is interested I`ll be signing books tomorrow at Barnes & Noble from 6:00pm until I get escorted out by security.
Note to future self: Tequila is a liar. You do not sound exactly like Axl Rose & the people at karaoke will not catch you if you stage dive
If it`s the thought that counts ... Then I should probably be in jail
on a scale of 1-10 how honest are you? I would say 10 but then i would be lying!